SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!!

Did I call it or what?

Suddenly, by an incredible COINCIDENCE, NASA just released pictures from Mars, right after Hilarious' statement that she will look into UFOs and Area 51, showing what is purported to be a guerilla, a camel, a mouse, a pyramid, and a Marian Stonehenge on a planet with an atmospheric pressure of less than 6 millibars when anything less than 6 millibars atmospheric pressure will cause liquid water to instantly boil. It is not possible to have liquid water on Mars and, therefore, not possible to have life buuuut, hey, they have Photo Shopped pictures and that proves everything!!! Ta-da!!!

Just remember that it isn't your eyes that are lying but their pictures that are lying to your eyes.

But, hey, they must be true because I saw them on CNN online!!! Wow, on CNN AND on the Internet, it must be true!!!

You KNOW her election as president is bought and paid for by the upper class trash, even though Obama is still trying to throw her under the bus. Even NASA is willing to publish flagrant lies (integrity, what is that?) to get her elected as president and prove beyond a doubt that evolution is true and Christianity is false and silly. Yep, I think church attendance is about to go through the toilet with all of the poser Christians leaving quickly to become pagans.

Why even bother voting, we know Hilarious will be elected! The fix is in!

Say, how is that false Greek pagan god, democracy doing? Ready for a Christian theocracy yet?

Watch, soon NASA will be releasing pictures of "real space aliens", UFOs, and you KNOW those "space aliens" will tell you to give up your guns for world peace as good little slaves for the corrupt upper class trash!!! Ta-da!!! And you know that all of the idiot liberals and sci-fi nuts will joyfully drink the Kool-Aid believing the world is being saved by intellectually superior space aliens...which don't really exist, they are just special effects creations out of Commiewood, Commiefornia. (Now do you understand why God is going to destroy Los Angeles, Commiefornia with an earthquake super swarm? Keep an eye on LA.)

That prediction didn't take long to come true, did it?

This is only a few days after my prediction. I told you this would be an easy prediction because they are so blatantly obvious.

BTW, with such a barren planet like Mars, what are the guerilla, camel, and mouse eating, rocks? Oops, just a wee bit too obvious, huh?

But, hey, that won't matter because the liberals and most sci-fi nuts will believe it because they want to believe it, so it must be true! They will just joyfully drink the Kool-Aid and turn into liberal Pinocchio donkeys to be sold into slavery or killed.

These predictions are just getting too easy but the liberal upper class trash lies still work because too many of the people have been dumbed down too much to think for themselves, besides, if they do drink the Kool-Aid, they get free stuff, you know, just like 10,000 Wal Mart workers got pay raises just before they got laid off...because of the liberals.

Be sure to thank all of your idiot liberal friends for this insanity they are causing. This insanity could not possibly have happened without their stupidity.

So, how is that false Greek pagan god, democracy doing? Not so well with a lot of really stupid voters?

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

You better....